Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries of vowels and consonants, there live the dummy texts. They live isolated in houses of letters, on the coast of semantics, a great ocean of languages. A river called Pons flows through their town and supplies them with the necessary standards. We are talking about a paradisematic country where roasted bits of sentences fall into one’s mouth. Not even the all-powerful punctuation marks have any control over the dummy texts; a life, one might say, unorthographic. But one day a small line of dummy text, named Lorem Ipsum, decided to venture out into the wide world of Grammar. The big Oxmox advised against it, as the land was full of bad commas, wild question marks and treacherous semicolons, but the dummy text was not intimidated. He packed his seven versals, put his initial in his belt and set off. When he had climbed the first hills of the Cursive Mountains, he turned around to direct his gaze one last time towards his hometown Letralandia, the heading of the town Alphabet and the subtitle of his